Have you ever felt an unexplainable connection with someone? A bond that transcends logic, as if tethered by shared trauma, unspoken understanding, or parallel experiences? That connection brought you here-to me.

We are linked, not by chance, but through the crucible of corporatism-a relentless cycle of absurdity I call the "Cycle of CRAZY." Our scars are forged in the fires of bureaucratic madness, soulless management, and the batshit craziness of clients who seem to defy reason.

What follows is an odyssey through corporate hell: call centers, gambling hotlines, tech support for a fruit-named company, and the morally bankrupt empire of expert networks. Each story is a waypoint revealing the absurdity and cruelty of these environments. It's a raw exploration of the human condition in corporate captivity, where mediocrity rises, not through merit, but by trampling the innocent.

These tales will horrify you-not just for their ridiculousness, but for the truths they expose about power and humanity. The people I've encountered climb higher, propelled by selfishness, yet leave behind hollow legacies. But their positions don't matter.