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A Satire on Intellectual Pretension: The Expert's Guide to Being Absolutely Wrong with Complete Confidence
Are you tired of people challenging your obviously superior knowledge? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by individuals who just don't understand how right you are? Look no further! "The Expert's Guide to Being Absolutely Wrong with Complete Confidence" is your ultimate companion in the art of unshakeable certainty. From the peaks of Mount Stupid to the valleys of dismissed evidence, this comprehensive guide will teach you how to:
Written by someone who's definitely an expert (trust us), this tongue-in-cheek manual is packed with essential skills for the modern know-it-all. Learn how to reference philosophers you've never read, create your own credentials, and maintain unwavering confidence in the face of contradictory evidence. Perfect for:
Whether you're a seasoned expert in everything or just beginning your journey toward intellectual superiority, this book provides all the tools you need to remain steadfastly convinced of your own expertise - regardless of actual knowledge or experience. Warning: Side effects may include eye-rolling from friends, decreased party invitations, and a suspicious number of people suddenly becoming "busy" when you try to make plans. Special Bonus: Includes print-your-own certificates of expertise and a template for creating your own Wikipedia page! Order now to secure your position at the top of Mount Stupid! (Smug satisfaction guaranteed or your humility back.) Note: This book is satire. If you find yourself nodding along unironically, you may be its target audience.
- Master the art of being confidently incorrect in any situation
- Perfect your "Well, actually..." technique for maximum impact
- Transform your casual opinions into universal truths
- Elevate your social media presence to that of a self-proclaimed thought leader
- Deploy ancient Greek and Latin phrases with reckless abandon
Written by someone who's definitely an expert (trust us), this tongue-in-cheek manual is packed with essential skills for the modern know-it-all. Learn how to reference philosophers you've never read, create your own credentials, and maintain unwavering confidence in the face of contradictory evidence. Perfect for:
- Social media experts (self-proclaimed)
- Amateur philosophers (Wikipedia-certified)
- Professional devil's advocates
- People who correct others' grammar mid-sentence
- Anyone who's ever started a sentence with "Actually..."
- Future TED Talk applicants
- Those who believe they're the smartest person in every room
Whether you're a seasoned expert in everything or just beginning your journey toward intellectual superiority, this book provides all the tools you need to remain steadfastly convinced of your own expertise - regardless of actual knowledge or experience. Warning: Side effects may include eye-rolling from friends, decreased party invitations, and a suspicious number of people suddenly becoming "busy" when you try to make plans. Special Bonus: Includes print-your-own certificates of expertise and a template for creating your own Wikipedia page! Order now to secure your position at the top of Mount Stupid! (Smug satisfaction guaranteed or your humility back.) Note: This book is satire. If you find yourself nodding along unironically, you may be its target audience.
Book Details
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: Jan 1st, 2025
- Pages: 130
- Language: English
- Edition: undefined - undefined
- Dimensions: 8.00in - 5.00in - 0.28in - 0.30lb
- EAN: 9798305582017
- Categories: • Satire