Eh! You Understand or Not? - The Uncensored Singlish Collection wraps up with the final volume, bringing you the one thing every Singaporean knows too well - people with too many patterns.

Pattern Many Many is a hilarious (and slightly painful) journey through the strange habits of everyday life in Singapore.

• Kopitiam uncles → loud, got stories for days, always miss 4D by one number

• Bus stop aunties → pretend cannot see queue, always first to chope seat

• Workplace nonsense → arrow here, arrow there, OT until mental breakdown

• Neighbour drama → drilling, karaoke, hanging underwear where cannot

• CNY relatives → why no boyfriend, why no baby, why your face look tired?

Buy if you dare. Don't complain later hor.