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Everything Happens For No Reason: A Collection of Unmotivational Quotes

B. Coolman

Everything Happens for No Reason

A Collection of Unmotivational Quotes

Forget everything you've ever been told about staying positive. "Everything Happens for No Reason" is here to turn your sunny outlook into a smirk-filled embrace of life's darker, funnier side.

Packed with brutally honest one-liners, hilariously absurd stick figure illustrations, and a tone dripping with sarcasm, this collection of unmotivational quotes is perfect for anyone who finds inspiration overrated. From celebrating failure to making peace with mediocrity, this book offers a refreshingly irreverent take on life.

Inside, you'll find gems like:

- "Burn bridges."

- "Everything happens for no reason."

- "You're not alone-your demons are always with you."

- "The bar is already low, crawl under it."

Whether you're giving up, starting fresh (by quitting everything), or simply laughing at life's absurdity, this book will remind you that it's okay to be a mess-as long as you do it with style.

Perfect for:

- Fans of dark humor and sarcasm

- Those who are done with self-help clichés

- Gifts for overachievers, cynics, or anyone tired of "good vibes only"

Stop pretending to live your best life and start embracing the ridiculousness of it all. After all, failure is inevitable-why not laugh about it?!

Book Details

  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: Jan 19th, 2025
  • Pages: 56
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 11.00in - 8.50in - 0.12in - 0.34lb
  • EAN: 9798307045077
  • Categories: Satire