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Haunted Planet(TM): A Ghostly Gala of Global Goofs

Faizi

When an ordinary toaster suddenly becomes a gateway to the afterlife, Max Maverick, an aspiring influencer with a knack for accidental chaos, finds his mundane life hijacked by a global ghost invasion. Joined by his exasperated tech-wizard roommate, Eli Vance, and their artistically philosophical friend, Leo, the trio is plunged into a world where spectral entities aren't just spooky; they're running a massive, bureaucratic, and shockingly corporate "Haunted Planet(TM)" theme park.

From battling high-ranking French fashion ghosts and enduring mind-numbing encounters with spectral customer service, to navigating ghostly beauty pageants in South Korea and accidentally causing a global power outage at the ghosts' corporate HQ, Max and his friends discover the afterlife is less about existential dread and more about bizarre corporate initiatives. Just when they think things can't get stranger, they're recruited by Agnes Periwinkle, a fiercely organized former librarian leading a secret human resistance.

Get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure that proves the greatest threats to humanity might just be a combination of bad Wi-Fi, cosmic bureaucracy, and an ego the size of a planet.

Book Details

  • Publisher: Faizi
  • Publish Date: Jun 5th, 2025
  • Pages: 154
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 8.50in - 5.50in - 0.36in - 0.41lb
  • EAN: 9798231483990
  • Categories: Ghost

About the Author

Faizi: -

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:

  • How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga
  • The Toaster Protocol
  • The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas
  • The Pune Phantom Fiasco

Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaos-Faizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.

Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.

Faizi's work is known for:

  • Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)
  • Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises
  • A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force
  • Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable
  • Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary

When not writing, Faizi is either:

  • Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea
  • Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists
  • People-watching and pretending it's research
  • Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)

With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.