This book is here to help you survive the madness of office life with your sanity (and paycheck) intact.

Here's what you'll find inside:

1. Your Inner Voice: The brutally honest thoughts you're actually having.
2. What HR Wants You to Say: The polished, professional spin that keeps you off HR's radar.
3. The Corporate Dictionary: A hilariously honest glossary of workplace jargon, redefining words like Reply-All-ocalypse and Check-In.

Perfect as a gag gift for your favorite coworker, a secret weapon for surviving your next team-building exercise, or just something to keep in your desk drawer for emergency laughs, this book is more than funny-it's therapy disguised as humor.

Whether you're a burned-out corporate warrior, a remote worker drowning in Zoom calls, or just someone who's been asked, "Do you have bandwidth for this?" one too many times, this book is for YOU.