Or it would if at least a few of her associates knew how to knit and crochet. Or if someone hadn't swindled them of the top auction prize. Or if Kris Kringle, the ever-watchful llama at God's Free-range Alpaca Farm, wasn't under barn arrest for assaulting someone and leaving him for dead in the pasture.

When it looks like the owners of the furry critters could lose everything, Rose is determined to discover what the unconscious young man was doing at the farm in the first place and salvage the holiday fundraiser in the process.