You thought the hard part was over.

You changed the diapers. You survived the spit-up. You even learned to hold a bottle while peeing.

But nothing, nothing, prepares you for the nightly battle known as bedtime.

Welcome to the most sacred, insane, frustrating, and weirdly beautiful 15 minutes of every new dad's day. If you've ever whispered "please just sleep" through clenched teeth while bouncing on a yoga ball in a dark room, this book is your lifeline.

"Just Close Your Eyes, Please" is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud funny, and surprisingly profound guide that every exhausted father needs. Written by someone who's been there, standing in a dark nursery at 3 AM, wondering if babies can actually smell fear, this isn't your typical parenting manual filled with expert jargon and impossible advice.

What You'll Get: