Are you tired of self-help books that preach happiness, success, and fulfillment? Are you weary of optimistic speeches and well-meaning advice? Then this manual is for you!

The "Manual of Decline" will teach you to sabotage your life, destroy your relationships, ruin your career, and spread chaos around you. This book will reveal the secrets to:

• Becoming an expert in procrastination and self-sabotage
• Remaining a victim of manipulation and misinformation for life
• Cultivating idiotic pessimism and mindless hatred
• Ignoring the world's problems and dying alone, like a real jerk
• And much more...

"This book ruined my life."

"I followed the advice. Now I'm unemployed, single, and hated by everyone. Thanks!"

"If you're looking for a manual on how to become methodically detestable, look no further!"