Doody McDumple has plumbed the depths of despair (and the occasional questionable toilet) and returned with sacred wisdom to empower your journey-from the first grumble to the final wipe.

Alongside his loyal, flatulence-propelled companion Tinkles, Doody invites you to embrace the art of the release, conquer the fear of the flush, and discover the inner strength you never knew you had (but always kind of felt brewing).

This isn't just a bathroom book-it's a transformational stool guide.

Enlightenment awaits, brave pooper. Take a seat, and let destiny drop.