"Dash MacIntyre is a bathroom stall graffiti news Herodotus of America's descent into fascist delusions and the MAGA movement's hysterical lunacies."

"Not quite as vulgar as the collection of abominations in MacIntyre's previous Satire In The Trump Years, but this disgraceful book is still a potential test case for how lenient courts have to be in weighing the Constitution's First Amendment free speech right to so relentlessly disrespect the President of the United States of America."

"Stupid, grotesquely sophomoric, an exhaustive compilation of Rabelaisian nonsense. This book is going on the very top of my next book burning pyre."

"How dare you, Dash MacIntyre?! Complete blasphemy! I suspect your alleged interviews with God and Jesus are whole cloth inventions!"

"...farfetched headlines." -Newsweek

"If satire is best written sharp as if with a scalpel, MacIntyre goes into comedic surgery with a chainsaw tied up to a cinder block and shotgun."

"This book isn't how the Biden years were literally, but it kind of is how they were spiritually. Comedy just allows a cosmos of more truth and critical thinking than our contemporary news industry is capable of printing and broadcasting. Do drugs and read this, and start fighting back against the fascists yourself."

"Florida Republicans are going to love banning this book."

"Senator Chuck Grassley does not have an underground sex dungeon in the basement of his D.C. mansion, and he hasn't eaten ass in decades." -an anonymity-requesting spokesman for Senator Grassley

"Satire In The Trump Years currently has a 5-star rating in the database of the Coyote Town, MO Public Library, our highest rating possible, and I'd bet its two reviewers eagerly anticipate Mr. MacIntyre's sequel, Satire In The Biden Years." -Edna Wappleman, Director of the Coyote Town Public Library

"The graffiti news parodies throughout these pages are variously preposterous, absurd, stupid, and, most often, indistinguishable from reality."

"On May 8, 2023, a tweet went viral claiming that a Florida judge had banned the Bible in the state, largely due to mentions of murder, rape, genocide, and incest featured in the Old Testament [...] But the tweet, which was posted by The Halfway Post, is a work of satire, and is not reflective of actual events." -Snopes.com

"The fact that MacIntyre hasn't yet been declared an enemy of the state is either proof of free speech's survival in Trumpist America, or a sign that Trump really is illiterate."

"If the Founding Fathers had known juvenile satire like this would exist, they might have scrapped the whole freedom of speech thing."

"This book has much fewer references to white supremacist perverts obsessively preserving doomsday supplies of their own semen than MacIntyre's first book."

"The Halfway Post publishes chaos comedy, and I'm so here for it. Really appreciate your dark sense of humor." -A satisfied Substack fan

"I believe Trump adviser Stephen Miller may someday arrest and eat Dash MacIntyre's corpse for all the stuff he's written about Emperor Trump."

"'Expired roast beef stench' has got to be the most original description of Donald Trump this year." -A satisfied Twitter fan