They say it's not a real job...

But if wiping butts, surviving meltdowns, and refereeing Goldfish wars while trying to drink one cup of coffee counts as "not working," then welcome to the easiest job you'll never have.

STAY-AT-HOME MOM is a brutally honest (and painfully funny) look at the chaos, crumbs, and constant neediness of motherhood - all while being told you're "lucky" to stay home.

With zero filters and maximum sarcasm, this book is for every mom who's ever hidden in the bathroom for five minutes of peace... only to see a tiny hand slide under the door.

If you've ever:

• Felt out-snacked, out-sassed, and outnumbered
• Said "stop touching it!" more times than "I love you"
• Googled "Is laundry a workout?" while reheating coffee

...this book is for you.