There are books about tequila-and then there's this unholy gospel of agave-fueled madness.

The Book of Tequila: Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions is your laugh-out-loud, profanity-laced, weirdly informative guide to the most dangerous spirit on Earth. From Aztec mythology and colonial corruption to celebrity scams and late-night regret, this isn't just a booze book-it's a full-blown tequila exorcism.

Whether you're a seasoned agave snob or a brave soul with a salt rim and bad ideas, this book delivers humor, history, and hangover-friendly wisdom in equal shots.