The Great Absurd Encyclopedia of Wobbly Sausages is the ultimate parody reference book that nobody asked for-but everyone will laugh at.

From Ancient Artifacts to Zoology, this encyclopedia takes you on a ridiculous A-to-Z journey through history, science, politics, literature, and more-all viewed through the absurd lens of the world's wobblier side. Written in a faux-academic tone but packed with outrageous humor, it reads like a serious encyclopedia that escaped from a comedy club.

Inside, you'll discover:

• Archeologists baffled by sausage-shaped cave paintings.

• Victorians desperately trying (and failing) to censor wobbliness.

• Scientific experiments that went horribly wrong (and hilariously sideways).

• The greatest sausage doodles in history.

• Odd myths, forgotten rituals, and records that can never be proven.

With a vintage-style design, tongue-in-cheek scholarship, and an absurd dedication to the world's oldest running joke, this book is perfect for fans of quirky humor, parody encyclopedias, and gifts that make people laugh out loud.

Whether you keep it on your coffee table, bring it to the office for awkward conversations, or gift it to the friend who "has everything," this encyclopedia will wobble its way into your heart.

Serious scholarship? Absolutely not. Serious fun? 100%.