If I'd known stealing that half-sunk rowboat would end with a noose around my neck and a drunk pirate captain blowing up the gallows, I might've picked a quieter hobby.
Now I'm shackled, voluntarily, to Captain Mira Mallory, the most dangerous, irresistible disaster ever to sail the sea. Her crew's a circus, her ship's held together with rum and profanity, and somehow I'm the one she keeps calling "pretty boy."
Between cannon fire, cursed maps, and enough sexual tension to sink a fleet, we're hunting the treasure she swears will fix everything.
It won't.
But it might burn beautifully while we try.
The Misfortune is a filthy, funny, high-seas romp full of explosions, bad decisions, and the kind of romance that smells completely of rum.
Raise a glass, tie something down, and hope you survive the ride.