Dr. Silly Goose is the creator of the popular "The Three Little Pigs in Your City" books, and although he is not a real doctor, or a real goose, he is indeed silly. He lives with his wife and three silly goslings in a house made of cement, lumber, nails, and drywall, and which features: central heating, electrification, and indoor plumbing. While on his third trip to the hardware store in the last hour, he has been wondering: should he convince Mrs. Dr. Silly Goose to upgrade to a luxurious, maintenance free, straw house, or should he "hire a professional"?