This is Why You Smoke Weed! Soul-Crushing Mazes For Adults
40 Twisted Mazes About Real Adult Stress - Funny, Dark, and Weirdly Cathartic
Let's face it -- adulting is a trap. One minute you're just vibing, and the next you're knee-deep in overdue bills, emotional burnout, and a mysterious drawer full of unmatched socks. This book won't fix your life. But it will let you laugh about it.
Packed with 40 outrageously relatable mazes inspired by real-life chaos: try to clear your inbox, buy a house, survive moving day, or just finish that project you started three emotional breakdowns ago. (Spoiler: many end in glorious failure -- because honestly, so do many of your goals.)
What's inside: - 40 wickedly devised mazes that will test your patience, mock your ambitions, and leave your dignity curled up in the fetal position. Think of it as emotional cardio.
- Impossibly cruel mazes that validate your failure - You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question everything -- including why you thought this would be fun.
- Dark humor disguised as stress relief - Finally, a mental breakdown you can gift-wrap.
- Disappointments dissected - We explain the mess. You pretend it's enlightening.
- The weird joy of spiraling on paper - Cathartic chaos you can actually finish... or not.
- A safe place to fall apart and laugh - Because toxic positivity is banned here.
- Each solution is on the following page - No flipping to the back like a confused raccoon in a dumpster of despair.
Warning: May cause introspection, laughter, and the urge to text your therapist.
If self-help books make you rage, and you use sarcasm as a coping mechanism, this is your next favorite thing.This book is perfect for:
- Grownups powered by coffee and regret who thought "adulting" would be more satisfying than a recurring panic attack.
- Sarcasm connoisseurs who want something darker than their coffee and funnier than their therapist.
- Overthinkers, procrastinators, and inbox hoarders - basically anyone whose to-do list has its own zip code.
- Gift-givers looking for something more original than socks, less awkward than self-help, and way more cathartic.
- People who scream into pillows, cry in parking lots, or threaten to move into the woods at least once a week.
The Ultimate Gag Gift -- Equal parts anxiety and catharsis, perfect for birthdays, breakups, burnout, and "just because your life is a disaster" occasions.
Because nothing says 'I care' like gifting someone a maze about failing to do their own laundry.