What do time travel, microwave spies, and satanic lizard cabals have in common? One answer: Donald J. Trump.

Welcome to Trumpiverse - the ultimate satirical survival guide to the wild, weird, and absolutely unhinged conspiracy theories that defined (and continue to define) the Trump era.

From birtherism and "Spygate" to QAnon prophecies and UFO diplomacy, this book takes you on a hilarious, jaw-dropping tour through the myths, memes, and madness of Trumpworld. Whether you're laughing to keep from crying or genuinely wondering if birds are real, Trumpiverse has you covered.

Inside this book, you'll uncover:

• The greatest hits of Trump-endorsed conspiracies

• Wild fan theories (Barron Trump the time traveler?!)

• A drinking game for surviving Fox News

• Your own Conspiracy Theory Mad Libs

• The step-by-step guide to launching your own Deep State exposé

• A glossary of Trumpian terms like "covfefe," "Bigly," and "Fake News"

• And a timeline that proves reality is stranger than fiction

Perfect for:

• Politics junkies with a sense of humor

• Fans of John Oliver, The Onion, or Sarah Cooper

• Anyone needing a laugh in the middle of democratic collapse

• Conspiracy-curious readers trying to make sense of MAGA logic