Here are 101 leftist terms and accurate descriptions of them, all of which are at least as funny as the time the truck toting Fidel Castro's rotting corpse broke down, or the time Tito threatened to have Josef Stalin killed after the third time Stalin unsuccessfully tried to have him assassinated.

So sit back, grab a potato (or two if you're a hoarding bourgeois pig trying to undermine collectivism) and prepare for a brief chuckle at the self-satirizing freakshow that is far leftism.