"The kind of story that hooks you, begging you to read one more chapter before bed, before work or in any spare moment you can find." -- Aurealis
"It's like Jerome K Jerome on a lot of acid." -- Alice James
"A richly original and humorous must-read for genre newbies and die-hard sci-fi fans alike." -- Starburst "As funny as it is thought-provoking." -- Publishers Weekly, starred review
"Tchaikovsky delivers a comical and riotous account." -- SciFiNow
"Brilliant science fiction and far out world building" -- James McAvoy on Children of Time--James McAvoy
"This is superior stuff, tackling big themes with brio." -- Financial Times
"For anyone who enjoyed Lev Grossman's The Magicians or Seanan McGuire's Every Heart a Doorway and who understands that the worlds next to ours may be filled with darkness." --Library Journal
"Funny, exciting, creepy and most of all humane... A smart novel exploring our own world and reactions using fantasy." --Run Along the Shelves
"Humour accentuates the serious themes: appreciating life and finding its meaning, seeing and fulfilling your purpose." --British Fantasy Society
"Come for the quirky fantasy world and hijinks, stay for the examination of the purpose (both good and bad) of family." --The Fantasy Review
"Combines middle-grade tropes, horror, humour, and excellent twists. It's impressive how much he packed in." --Fantasy Book Critic