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Blue Christmas Balls
One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory! Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts. But it's not going to be easy... What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact. From the best-selling author of LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.
Book Details
- Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
- Publish Date: Oct 25th, 2013
- Pages: 114
- Language: English
- Edition: undefined - undefined
- Dimensions: 9.02in - 5.98in - 0.24in - 0.36lb
- EAN: 9781493588374
- Categories: • Humorous - General
About the Author
Nick Spalding is an author who, try as he might, can't seem to write anything serious. He's worked in the communications industry his entire life, mainly in media and marketing. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he thought he'd have a crack at writing comedy fiction - with an agreeable level of success so far, it has to be said. Nick lives in the South of England with his fiancée. He is approaching his forties with the kind of dread usually associated with a trip to the gallows, suffers from the occasional bout of insomnia, and still thinks Batman is cool.