Finally, a kids' book written by an actual kid!

Okay, her immature dad helped a little...

Kaylynn Miller has created the greatest pirate story ever told: Captain Baby! Captain Baby is a swashbuckling hero with a constantly dirty diaper.

This story is begging to be read out loud in the silliest pirate voice you have. Get your favorite buccaneers together and discover how a baby battled pirates, crocodiles, and monkeys to become the captain of a pirate ship.

We hope you have as much fun reading Captain Baby's First Duty as we had creating it!