Sarah Royal is most Zen when she's reciting swear words from
Creative Cursing or
Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant. She lives in Brooklyn and drinks gin like it's catnip.
Jillian Panarese has worked behind the scenes in enough restaurants to have heard a smorgasbord of indignities guaranteed to keep her talking like a sailor for a lifetime. She's a damned good cook, and currently lives in Clinton, New Jersey.