'Women and numbers. Why are women so bad when it comes to numbers? Is it innate? Is it a learnt behaviour? Is it even a reality or yet another gender-based stereotype? Who needs numbers, anyway!'

More 'auto' than 'fiction', Droopy Drawers (44) is the debut autofiction by Mel H. Kay, looking at the relationship between a 44-year-old woman and the numbers in her life over the space of 73 days, whilst exploring issues such as domestic violence, queer identity, gender inequalities, (peri)menopause, forced immigration and precarious employment. Oh, and boobs; big and small!