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Florida Retirement Is Murder

Kris Courtney

FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDERSnowbirds do more than just Flock

"Delicious confection of conviviality and murder." -- AudioFileMagazine

Award-Winning Bestselling International Author Kris Courtney brings to life the antics and hilarious actions of Snowbirds set inside a Florida Gated Retirement Community. Well-presented unguarded comments by the feisty retirees are amusing and moving. Stewart realizes that friends and community, which he's always avoided, are now a welcome part of his life.

"Stewart Johnson had worked hard his entire life to reach retirement. However, his Golden Years would prove to be more of a challenge than he anticipated after his wife passed away. Seeking to find peace of mind and warmth in Florida, Stewart became surrounded by a tribe of Snowbird residents who took him on a journey of laughter and sleuthing inside a gossip riddled community filled with the humorous dysfunction of overgrown children."

The setting is in Central Florida and the dramatic genre of "Cozy Fictional Satire Snowbird Comedy Mystery Novel" appeals to both young and old. With the more-alike-than-different family ancestry, we all share some of the very same quirks and ability to laugh at ourselves. It is that level of vulnerable exposure inside the mind of senior citizens that we can all relate to with humor. Every lifestyle imaginable can be found from the colorful and hilarious antics of 'Micah' down to the straight lace Marine Corp Sergeant, Police Detective or the Flirtatious 'Jodi' and her tight-fitting miniskirts...This book will cause the reader to laugh out-loud and relate back to their own memories or current life history, not to mention an entertaining 'Book Club' experience. This colorful story will fit perfectly on every shelf and screen.

Oh, Wake Up, Earl! (c)

If you have ever thought about becoming a Florida Snowbird, you have to read this book!

Florida Retirement is for the Birds

This colorful story will fit perfectly on every shelf and screen.

Great Summer Beach Book!

Laugh Out Loud - Hilarious cast of characters.

Old Age Retirement in Florida doesn't get any better than this! Laugh all the way to the Beach!

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Learn More: www.CozyComedyMystery.com

Book Details

  • Publisher: Kcproduction
  • Publish Date: Dec 31st, 2022
  • Pages: 398
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 9.00in - 6.00in - 0.89in - 1.28lb
  • EAN: 9798987225363
  • Categories: Humorous - GeneralSatireMystery & Detective - Amateur Sleuth

About the Author

Courtney, Kris: - About the author: My work includes original oil paintings that have been shown abroad, won multiple awards & recognition in artistic genre application of watercolor, acrylic and multimedia. After a successful early career in Engineering & Robotics, I found through the ashes of a divorce the inspiration and purpose to begin writing and painting. Since then, I have been honored to have Fine Art Studios' & Gallery locations across the US in Ohio, Indiana, New Mexico, Kentucky, Georgia and Florida. Latest New Release: FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER Snowbirds do more than just Flock "Delicious confection of conviviality and murder." Dive into the whimsical world of "Florida Retirement Is Murder," where retirement isn't just about rest and relaxation but an unexpected adventure into the heart of Central Florida's most colorfully quirky snowbird community. Every lifestyle imaginable can be found in this Mobile Home Trailer Park Village from the hilarious antics of 'Micah' down to the straight lace Marine Corp Sergeant, Police Detective or the Flirtatious 'Jodi' and her tight-fitting miniskirt... Award-Winning Bestselling International Author Kris Courtney brings to life the antics and hilarious actions of Snowbirds set inside a Florida Gated Retirement Community. Well-presented unguarded comments by the feisty retirees are amusing and moving. Stewart realizes that friends and community, which he's always avoided, are now a welcome part of his life. "Stewart Johnson had worked hard his entire life to reach retirement. However, his Golden Years would prove to be more of a challenge than he anticipated after his wife passed away. Seeking to find peace of mind and warmth in Florida, Stewart became surrounded by a tribe of Snowbird residents who took him on a journey of laughter and sleuthing inside a gossip riddled community filled with the humorous dysfunction of overgrown children." The setting is in Central Florida and the dramatic genre of "Cozy Fictional Satire Comedy Mystery Novel" appeals to both young and old. With the more-alike-than-different family ancestry, we all share some of the very same quirks and ability to laugh at ourselves. It is that level of vulnerable exposure inside the mind of senior citizens that we can all relate to with humor. This book will cause the reader to laugh out-loud and relate back to their own memories or current life history, not to mention an entertaining 'Book Club' experience. This colorful story will fit perfectly on every shelf and screen. Oh, Wake Up, Earl! (c)Learn More: www . CozyComedyMystery . com

Praise for this book

Editorial ReviewsReview

OUTSTANDING FUN!

"Unchaperoned children at a never-ending Sadie Hawkins dance with a spiked punch...You'll pray your inner child will enjoy this much freedom while getting into this much trouble."


Narrator Mari Oyaizu Carson A masterpiece of voice acting that makes listening easy and impossible to pause.


A fun, light cozy mystery with well-developed characters.

(Rox Burkey AUDIOBOOKREVIEWER.COM March 13th, 2023)



Unique, Compelling, and Entertaining Murder Mystery Novel


If you are looking to read a book that will grasp your attention from the first page and hold it throughout...read this book because it is utterly brilliant!


An incredible mystery tale full of hilarious moments and unforgettable scenes!


The kind of book that is addictive.

(Aimee Ann REDHEADEDBOOKLOVER.COM Jan15th, 2023)



"Mischievous Community of Snowbirds who refuse to act like grown-ups...The mystery is particularly well designed and developed with many twists and turns.


Florida Retirement is Murder celebrates the joy of retirement with characters that will have you pausing your read to finish laughing, and tells an engaging mystery adventure whilst doing it. It is a book that I highly recommend to all readers."


Lexie Fox Readers' Favorite

(January 26th, 2023)


Fast and irreverent fun!

It will be good to see a series from this author with a colorful cast of characters.


Class-act, above the rest.

(Goodreads ARC 12.30.2022)


The book is well-stocked with interesting characters...one of many amusing and touching details that help bring this tightly knit world to life. A comfortable and sweet conclusion-but not without an ending that's both darkly amusing and appropriate.

Booklife llc. by Publishers Weekly

(December 6, 2022)



Cannot Rave About This Novel Enough!


It is an extremely unique setting - a Florida retirement community - filled with mischievous characters who are personable and enticing. I was enthralled from the first paragraph and I devoured it in a day, dying to find out what would happen.


The mystery was interesting and I couldn't wait to solve it, but enjoyed the journey to the truth. I laughed out loud numerous times and it was one of my best reads of the year.


Highly recommend.

(Goodreads ARC - 12.29.22)