Life is precious, and every living creature has the inalienable right to live, have liberty, and pursue happiness. There are no other questions as evasive as 1) what is the purpose of life, 2) where did we come from, and 3) are we alone? Until we understand the answers to these questions, how can we fully live, have liberty, or be content as a species? This tale proposes a series of celestial and realistic events to answer those questions and tell how we arrived here. It sets the stage for where we may go next.