Unleash Your Inner Wordsmith: A Hilariously Practical Guide to Writing Success

"Beauty is good, but coin is better. You can't eat artistic integrity. It tastes like sawdust." This gonzo guide from John Birmingham is a no-nonsense lesson in the practicalities of writing, designed to help you become productive, professional, and maybe one day even pay the rent.

Tired of struggling with writer's block and feeling lost in the publishing maze? This book is your kick-ass solution. Learn how to slay writer's block, master workflow, write 10,000 words in a day, and discover the best apps for writers. With a tough-love approach and a healthy dose of humor, Birmingham shares his secrets to help you navigate the writing world and achieve your goals. For aspiring writers, freelancers, and authors who want real-world advice and a few excellent descriptions of explosions, this is your guide.