When the young composer-lyricist Douglas Cohen first secured the musical rights to the novel No Way to Treat a Lady by William Goldman--the acclaimed author of The Princess Bride and Marathon Man--he hoped it would be his big break, the first step on a gilt path to artistic triumph and commercial success in the form of a hit Broadway musical.
What happened after that, while memorable, was anything but.
How to Survive a Killer Musical chronicles Cohen's decade-long quest to bring that musical to the stage--writing, re-writing, and shepherding it across the US and Europe amidst all manner of adversity and plain rotten luck. It's a fascinating portrait of passion, persistence, and resilience--a coming-of-age story populated with famous mentors and formidable adversaries, told with refreshing honesty and humor.
On Cohen's journey, we meet an unforgettable, vividly rendered cast of characters, including: an Oscar-winning screenwriter who invites Cohen to his personal screening room for a marathon midnight writing session; a Tony Award-winning director making his comeback after a horrific accident renders him a quadriplegic; and a celebrated, volatile British director who inspires a fruitful collaboration in London, only to later leave carnage in his wake. Catastrophes abound, including the near-fatal stabbing of a female lead in rehearsal and an onstage accident incapacitating another leading lady--leaving only the author to go on in her place!
Whether you're a fan of musicals or just someone who's trying to bring a passion project into the world, this tale of fortitude in the face of obstacles, personalities, and egos will make for an eye-opening and frequently hilarious journey.
"A fascinating look at the hidden reefs lying below the surface waters of musicals and how to ride over most of them. A treat for anyone interested in theater."--Library Journal (starred review)
"A phenomenal book ... Anyone going into the business must read this book."--Peter Filichia, Broadway Radio
"This is a story of dreams and hard work and persistence. It is a story about what success usually looks like. And most of all, it is a glorious reminder that the destination is never as rewarding as the journey. I am thrilled to have been part of this journey. I am even more thrilled that Doug has found this fabulous way of inviting you along."--Jason Alexander, Tony and Emmy Award-winning actor (Seinfeld, Jerome Robbins Broadway, Pretty Woman)
"In How to Survive a Killer Musical, Cohen gives a wonderful first-hand account of the roller coaster ride that is developing a brand-new musical. With great humor and vivid characterizations of some of the most important writers, directors, and actors of the last half century, the reader gets a front seat view to the remarkable triumphs and dramatic vicissitudes of show business."--Alex Timbers, Tony Award-winning director (Here Lies Love, Moulin Rouge! The Musical, Beetlejuice, and Peter and the Starcatcher)
"Doug Cohen's How to Survive a Killer Musical is a surprising page turner, an exhilarating, cautionary tale of a young creator's path to production. It's all here: thrills, disasters, betrayals, and ultimately . . . wisdom. This is a poignant primer for anyone daring to try."--Tony Gilroy, Academy Award nominated writer/director; Executive Producer/Showrunner of Andor, the Star Wars prequel for Disney+
"I don't care if you've never seen a Broadway play, this tale of almost making it in the big leagues of musical theater will have you turning the pages. Full of self-deprecating humor, unforgettable characters, and heartbreaking twists of fate, How to Survive a Killer Musical is a delight."--Nathaniel Philbrick, bestselling author of In the Heart of the Sea and Travels with George
"This fascinating tale about how to get a musical produced, from page to stage, is made even more fascinating because of the writer's candor, wit, and passionate desire to give his musical a life against all odds. It's always a little miracle to me when that happens. And when you have such a good writer telling the tale, it's irresistible reading."--Donna McKechnie, Tony Award-winning actress (A Chorus Line, Company, Sweet Charity)
"For anyone who wonders what it is truly like to create a musical and navigate its perilous seas, read Doug Cohen's heart-busting and heart-breaking book. Like Samuel Pepys, Doug's journals lay out the truth: the triumphs, the failures, the compromises, sometimes happening on the same day. A love letter to the theater, his family, and us."--Jeanine Tesori, Tony Award-winning composer (Fun Home, Kimberly Akimbo, Thoroughly Modern Millie, and Caroline, or Change)
"A vivid, honest, educational, and often hilarious recounting of the author's adventure adapting a novel by William Goldman to the stage."--John Kander, Tony, Grammy, and Emmy Award-winning composer (Chicago, Cabaret, New York, New York)