(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
🚨Marjorie Taylor Greene's State of the Union guests: - Q and his son, q - Kanye West dressed as Nick Fuentes dressed as Hitler - an empty seat representing those vaporized by the Jewish space laser - Paul from CrossFit - a box of wine asking to speak to the manager