This collection of amusing and outrageous soundbites from the Millennial generation (born between 1981 and 1996) are genuine quotes overheard by the author (a fellow Millennial) who thought you should hear them too. Because we have a lot to say, after all.

And there's not one mention of avocado toast - that's a promise.

"I'm not worried about terrorism. Not while I've still got my secret Santa gift to think about."