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Percy's Been Probed: Percy Gets Probed Volume Three
Slightly less offensive than the previous volumes, Percy Gets Probed and Percy Already Got Probed. Some of these could even be children's stories, albeit sweary children's stories. As with the previous volumes, we have here a mixture of fantasy, horror, comedy and coming-of-age, all told through the the lens of the author's myopic lazy eye. Praise for Percy Gets Probed Volumes One and Two: "The words start at the beginning and don't stop until the very end!" "If you like marks on paper then these are the books for you." "Like no other books I've ever read. And thank goodness for that." "Percy Gets Probed makes Baby Jesus cry. I mean cry even more than usual. Jesus was a colicky baby. Not many people know that." "After the first volume, I didn't think it could possibly get any worse. But then it did. Please tell me there won't be a third." "Is this what passes for writing these days?" "I didn't read them so I should really have no opinion but I hate them anyway." "I love the smell of fresh ink. I could sniff these books all day!"
Book Details
- Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
- Publish Date: Apr 28th, 2014
- Pages: 170
- Language: English
- Edition: undefined - undefined
- Dimensions: 9.02in - 5.98in - 0.39in - 0.57lb
- EAN: 9781499208825
- Categories: • Short Stories (single author)• Fantasy - Dark Fantasy
About the Author
As a writer, Harding certainly does go through the motions. But they're palsied motions, difficult to look at. Best to just smile and nod and not make direct eye contact. The author lives alone with his imagination as his only companion, though his imagination is kind of a jerk. He loves Elaina but Elaina doesn't love him back, at least not the way he loves her. And so he sleeps a lot, mostly, and waits for death.