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SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop

David R. Low

Beginning in the streets of Tokyo and ending in the cosmos, Russia is at the center of SCHLOCK. These four stories center around an eclectic cast of characters in the 2010s - obsessed fanboys, Soviet rock stars, English teachers, expats trying to comprehend the Russian Soul, living sex dolls, Australian pub crawlers, and a genetically engineered law enforcement officer whose sole purpose is to enforce patriotism and Russian Soul in the Russian Federation. SCHLOCK!

Book Details

  • Publisher: David Low
  • Publish Date: Jun 14th, 2022
  • Pages: 262
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 8.50in - 5.50in - 0.59in - 0.74lb
  • EAN: 9781736277317
  • Categories: Short Stories (single author)Humorous - GeneralLiterary

Praise for this book

"Fans of British satire and humorous political short stories will find SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop a fine blend of literary and social inspection that features four short stories of contemporary life....Literary library collections as well as those strong in satire and considerations of Russian culture will find SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop an intriguing, refreshingly original addition."

-The Midwest Book Review



"SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop is a collection of dark and satirical short stories. These inventive stories are incredibly well-written and memorable, and fans of the absurd will find them funny. If you know Russia from the inside, this collection is a must-read."

-Literary Titan



"Star Rating: 5 / 5


SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop is a collection of four "dark and satirical" stories woven around Russia. The stories involve several interactions between foreigners and citizens and the perceptions of each about the other. Tsoi Lives-the first story-depicts a high-spirited group and its memorable trip from Japan to Russia, which gets initiated when a diehard fan of Viktor Tsoi's music suggests it. The second story narrates a male American teacher's violent encounter with a jealous boyfriend in Russia. The main character in Russia Cop is a supernatural policeman, who was conceived "by Russian Soul" and does not require sleep nor sustenance. The last story is about some Americans who pretend to be Australians in Russia and face some daunting challenges as a result. Each story is infused with great humor and jaw-dropping surprises that guarantee numerous belly laughs and an addictive read.


What did I just read? Just when I thought the stories couldn't get any more outrageous and hilarious, they did. I'm talking about wild ideas-like a substance designed to stop women from defecating, a policeman with supernatural strength, and a popcorn belt. Whatever I predicted as the endings in the stories were completely far from how they actually ended. SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop provides a great deal of information about Russia and the reality of living in the country from the perspectives of American characters, albeit obviously comical. For example, an American character observes that the Russian gnat is "more aggressive and bloodthirsty than their American counterparts."


"Russia Cop" is definitely my favorite narrative. It was quite entertaining to read about the inhuman strength of the main character and the chaos that erupts around him everywhere he goes, like when he breaks two of a perpetrator's arms before handcuffing him; such startling and comical developments, which the book abounds of, remind me of television series like Angie Tribeca and Murderville.


I strongly recommend SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop to readers who fancy an unapologetically frank satire of Russian culture and politics. It's the sort of book that is best read with an open mind, and if you're someone who laughs at serious issues-like war, prejudice, and dictatorship-you will find yourself doing just that throughout the time you spend reading the book. Readers who enjoy entertaining stories with complex characters and an intriguing plot will also appreciate the book.


When it comes to satirical books about Russia, it can't get any more humorous and frank than SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop. I assume it would be accepted as a masterpiece for generations to come, and I'm glad to be one of its earliest readers."

-San Francisco Book Review