→What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

→What's green and yellow and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea.

→What's pink, black and has 17 nipples?

The trash can behind the cancer ward.

→What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

Bus shelters.

→Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?

It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.