My name is Buffy Martinez and I've spent my entire life training to be a wife, but when a cult is the one leading me down the aisle there is no happily-ever-after waiting for me and I end up a virgin that can't drive because my family totally sold me out to be a virgin sacrifice.

Jokes on everyone who thought they could lie to me because the god they tried to sacrifice me to just claimed me as his bride.

WRATH-not a god but a demon, and my devoted husband all the same.