'Lisa Turner, somewhat slow learner

was dared by her friend Kate

To chew on glue, something to do

and so she took the bait.

She opened wide and stuffed some in,

no doubt it made her frown.

You won't get chatting to Lisa now,

not unless she writes it down'

The Big(ish) book of (somewhat) Hilarious Poems has been

stuffed full of funny, cute, gross and

sometimes even grotty poems that will make you giggle,

wriggle, chuckle, buckle, laugh and barf.

From overweight Christmas fairies to disgusting potions

that turn you invisible to a baby who cannot stop eating

anything he sees - this book has it all!