This tongue-in-cheek guide to college life offers a wealth of advice and insights for new students. Written in a humorous and irreverent style, this book covers everything from navigating dorm life to dealing with obnoxious professors. With witty anecdotes and astute observations, The College Freshman's Don't Book is a must-read for anyone embarking on the journey of higher education.

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