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The Counting House

Gary Sernovitz

The Chief Investment Officer of a prestigious university sits at the center of modern finance: hundreds of hedge funds, venture capitalists, stock pickers, bond traders, and private equity managers visit him every year, asking for money.

He helms the engine room of the modern academy: the six-billion-dollar endowment he presides over allows the school to compete for students, faculty, prestige, moral purpose--and solvency. The CIO is a winner in bourgeois America's highest dream: "doing well by doing good."

And then all that he thinks he understands--about investing, about his own talents, about every choice and non-choice that brought his life to where it is--begins to fall apart. At first, slowly, amid endless fascinating conversations with his staff, his wildly talented (and sometimes hilarious) trustees, and the motley money managers that march through his office. And then quickly, in an epic showdown with a reclusive, legendary hedge fund manager, his university's richest and most stingy billionaire alumnus.

With its wry appreciation for the absurd, The Counting House lays claim to the title of funniest novel about American business. Underneath the humor, however, is an unprecedented, necessary story of the inner life of investing: a story that reveals how the workings of our daily lives rest upon the market's unforgiving truths.

Book Details

  • Publisher: University of New Orleans Press
  • Publish Date: Nov 14th, 2023
  • Pages: 288
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 8.43in - 5.43in - 0.94in - 0.80lb
  • EAN: 9781608012534
  • Categories: SatireLiteraryPolitical

About the Author

Gary Sernovitz has spent the last quarter-century working in and observing how money works, from Goldman Sachs to nearly twenty years at a private equity firm where he is now a managing director. He has also brought his keen writer's eye to America and business through two previous published novels, a non-fiction book, and numerous essays and reviews in The New York Times, The New Yorker online, n+1, The Wall Street Journal, and elsewhere.

Praise for this book

"Gary Sernovitz, long one of my favorite writers, has very few literary parallels or precursors. A novelist who writes about the world of big-money finance, but who's also funny, observant, and emotionally acute? Nevermind that he's also a first-class storyteller with a peerless ear for dialogue, The Counting House takes its place alongside William Gaddis's JR and Richard Powers's Gain as one of the most absorbing and entertaining novels about American business ever written." - Tom Bissell, author of Magic Hours

"Not since Liar's Poker has the lowdown on high finance - its hustlers and hucksters, its VCs and B.S.D.s - been delivered with such insider's knowledge or such human comedy. Better yet: this one's a novel! In the university mega-endowment and its beleaguered team of managers, Gary Sernovitz finds an ingenious metaphor for the corrosions of American capitalism: the 'growth' that crowds out growth, and all the pretty things the money underwrites so long as you're willing to trade away your soul."-- Garth Risk Hallberg, author of City on Fire

"Beautiful, very funny and oddly inspiring. A true and hilarious account of what it is like at the coal face of modern high finance, and also a lovely portrait of what it is like to care very much about doing something very hard." -- Matt Levine, Bloomberg Opinion