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The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2: (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5)

Carlton Mellick

Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.

Book Details

  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press
  • Publish Date: Jun 11st, 2010
  • Pages: 232
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 8.50in - 5.50in - 0.53in - 0.66lb
  • EAN: 9781936383054
  • Categories: Humorous - GeneralFantasy - EpicScience Fiction - Action & Adventure