In this powerful work of memoir and theory, Dr. Peter B. Jordanson exposes how the cancer of wokeness has eaten everything in the world, including Dr. Jordanson's own career and marriage. Why are today's youth changing their genders more frequently than Dr. Jordanson changes his underpants? Why is Karl Marx now considered America's "cool dad"? Why is Dr. Jordanson pelted with milkshakes and jeered at whenever he sets foot in a public space? The answer, documented at length in this book, is that our civilization is in irreversible decline. The only way to stop it is to listen to Dr. Jordanson.