"This book is clever and funny and silly,
but also truly needed.
Buy this book for the moms in your life,
so they know that they've succeeded." -Sarah Silverman

"Society puts so much pressure on us to be perfect, and these hilariously horrible facts made me feel better about how much I suck. They even made me briefly reconsider my decision to not have kids!" -Adam Conover, creator and host of Adam Ruins Everything

"I love this book! It sounds like a song when read out loud, and it's so funny and sweet that I almost want to have another baby. Almost." -Laurie Kilmartin, author of Sh*tty Mom

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