Best-selling comic romance writer, Johnni Foster, is the undisputed Queen of the Slow-Motion Train-Wreck... in her chick lit fiction and her life. When she dreams up a chilling thriller plot and decides she'll run with it, she finds herself up to her ears in body parts and stalkers. Will she unmask a killer hiding in plain sight? Will she teach her sleazy agent a lesson? Will she stop saying, "How hard could that be?" and "What's the worst that can happen?" before it's too late?