The co-op bookstore for avid readers
Book Cover for: God Save the Mark, Donald E. Westlake

God Save the Mark

Donald E. Westlake

WINNER OF THE EDGAR ALLAN POE AWARD FOR BEST NOVEL

* mark n. An easy victim; a ready subject for the practices of a confidence man, thief, beggar, etc.; a sucker. - Dictionary of American Slang, Thomas Y. Crowell Co., 1960

That's the long definition of a mark. But there's a shorter one. It goes:

* mark n. Fred Fitch

What, you ask, is a Fred Fitch?

Fred Fitch is the man with the most extensive collection of fake receipts, phony bills of sale, and counterfeit sweepstakes tickets in the Western Hemisphere, and possibly in the entire world. When Barnum said, "There's one born every minute, and two to take him," he didn't know about Fred Fitch; when Fred Fitch was born, there were two million to take him.

Every itinerant grifter, hypester, bunk artist, short-conner, amuser, shearer, short-changer, green-goods worker, pennyweighter, ring dropper, and yentzer to hit New York City considers his trip incomplete until he's also hit Fred Fitch. He's sort of the con-man's version of Go: Pass Fred Fitch, collect two hundred dollars, and move on.

What happens to Fred Fitch when his long-lost Uncle Matt dies and leaves Fred three hundred thousand dollars shouldn't happen to the ball in a pinball machine. Fred Fitch with three hundred thousand dollars is like a mouse with a sack of catnip: He's likely to attract the wrong kind of attention.

Add to this the fact that Uncle Matt was murdered, by person or persons unknown, and that someone now seems determined to murder Fred as well, mix in two daffily charming beauties of totally different types, and you have a perfect setup for the busiest fictional hero since the well-known one-armed paperhanger.

As Fred Fitch careers across the New York City landscape-and sometimes skyline-in his meetings with cops, con men, beautiful girls, and (maybe) murderers, he takes on some of the loonier aspects of a Dante without a Virgil. Take one part comedy and one part suspense and shake well--mostly with laughter.

Book Details

  • Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PL
  • Publish Date: Jan 1st, 2004
  • Pages: 272
  • Language: English
  • Edition: undefined - undefined
  • Dimensions: 8.40in - 5.40in - 0.70in - 0.70lb
  • EAN: 9780765309198
  • Categories: Humorous - GeneralThrillers - SuspenseMystery & Detective - Amateur Sleuth

More books to explore

Book Cover for: The Thursday Murder Club, Richard Osman
Book Cover for: Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn
Book Cover for: Hokuloa Road, Elizabeth Hand
Book Cover for: Suburban Dicks, Fabian Nicieza
Book Cover for: Moonflower Murders, Anthony Horowitz
Book Cover for: Lightning Strike, William Kent Krueger
Book Cover for: Fox Creek, William Kent Krueger
Book Cover for: You Will Know Me, Megan Abbott
Book Cover for: Razor Girl, Carl Hiaasen
Book Cover for: Dream Girl, Laura Lippman
Book Cover for: Squeeze Me, Carl Hiaasen
Book Cover for: Mother-Daughter Murder Night, Nina Simon
Book Cover for: 56 Days, Catherine Ryan Howard
Book Cover for: A Heart Full of Headstones: An Inspector Rebus Novel, Ian Rankin
Book Cover for: The Savage Kind: A Mystery, John Copenhaver

About the Author

Westlake, Donald E.: - Donald E. Westlake has written numerous novels during the past 40 years, under his own name and various pseudonyms--most famously Richard Stark. He is generally regarded as the greatest writer of comic mystery of all time. Many of his books have been made into movies, including The Hunter which was filmed first as the noir classic with Lee Marvin and Angie Dickinson, and then as Payback starring Mel Gibson. He has won three Edgar Allan Poe Awards, and has been named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America.

More books by Donald E. Westlake

Book Cover for: The Actor, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: The Ax, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: The Hot Rock, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Jimmy the Kid, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Bank Shot: A Dortmunder Novel, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: The Operator, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Thieves' Dozen, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Castle in the Air, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: What's the Worst That Could Happen?, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Somebody Owes Me Money, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Watch Your Back!, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Cops and Robbers, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: So Willing, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Call Me a Cab, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Under an English Heaven: The Remarkable True Story of the 1969 British Invasion of Anguilla, Donald E. Westlake
Book Cover for: Double Feature, Donald E. Westlake

Praise for this book

"Raucously funny." - Kirkus Reviews

"A high-spirited farce." - The Washington Post