We watched as 60 yards away this man fought for his life. And I felt like a coward.

The pole they have behind the spot in the parallel parking test? Yeah, I hit that.

I pretty much punched her in the face with the palm of my hand.

Then, with his usual perfect timing, Belushi crashed through the French doors, looking for the cognac.

It was at that moment that a duck shit directly into my mouth.

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