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I Need a New Butt!
A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." -- Storywraps
Book Details
- Publisher: Dover Publications
- Publish Date: Sep 17th, 2014
- Pages: 32
- Language: English
- Edition: undefined - undefined
- Dimensions: 10.80in - 8.10in - 0.20in - 0.35lb
- EAN: 9780486787992
- Recommended age: 04-08
- Categories: • Readers - Beginner• Concepts - Body• Humorous Stories
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About the Author
Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.
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What people are saying
public parks are the original social network. 🚲 🏢🌲(tweets are my personal opinion)
@drvolts @hmcghee “ The books included a book for teens that calls the Ku Klux Klan a terrorist group, Isabel Wilkerson’s “Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents” and a comedic children’s book with three stories from Dawn McMillan’s “I Need a New Butt!” Caste is a good read BTW git it
We stand at the intersection of literature and human rights to protect open expression in the U.S. and worldwide. Support at: https://t.co/oSIRtEfkS1
In #Mississippi, an assistant principal was fired for reading to a group of 2nd graders on Zoom. The offending content? "I Need a New Butt!" a humorous picture book by Dawn McMillan that some in the school district found “inappropriate.” https://t.co/JIjyEGVRqu #EdScare (11/15)